Thursday, December 8, 2016

30 Words on 30 Things I Loved in Music in 2016


It goes without saying that this list is neither comprehensive nor hierarchized whatsoever. If I could just type everything at once, I would. Or write 300 words about 300 things.

Swapping Fall Playlists with the Lee Bros.

Though less romantic than cassette mixes, the Spotify Playlist trade still functions as a dynamic relational transaction. These seasonal playlists stirred us to dance, brood, mosh, remember, expand, explore.

Andrew's was the best but I'm sharing mine
and my high school faux hawk.


The Cry – “Alone” (1990)

Played over Dane Brady’s solo stint in Polar Skate Co.’s most recent skate video, this hidden Brit-pop gem has become my go-to soundtrack for effusive bedroom dancing and lip-syncing.



Michael Plattner Getting into Metal

Debates over what DFHVN full-length is better? Attending SunnO))) shows? Buying a Numenorean LP and trying to see them live? Asking about Converge? My heart is fit to burst!



Aborted – Retrogore and Gatecreeper – Sonoran Deprivation

Rarely do I ever come across death metal albums I obsess over other than Cattle Decapitation records, but this year gave me two. My cup runneth over… with riffage!



Don’t Flop: ATL at Aisle 5

I attended my first battle rap event, and, aside from Verb no-showing, couldn’t’ve been more fun. Carter/Shuffle, Qleen/Ty Law, Chef Trez showin’ out, meetin’ T-Top… gotta attend more events.



This Fucking Weekend Nachos Song

This fucking track is an elephant crushing a human skull except elephants are extinct and so are we and it was this track that killed us off. Jock powerviolence.



Hollow Sunshine’s Discography

Spotify wanted me to listen to Bible Sea, and then I just devoured their whole discography and regurgitated it back up and swam around in its lazy, lapping bioluminescence.



The 1:32 Mark of 40 Watt Sun’s “Stages”

92 seconds into a 16-minute song is literally all you need to know, to really know, that 40 Watt Sun’s Wider than the Sky is one of 2016’s best.

Yeah, it's not the right song. Go find it yourself.

Nothing – Tired of Tomorrow

When you sing along to this album, you’re moving in slow motion but normal time is still happening so you’re queerly de-temporalized and what a fucking relief that is.


Seeing Fear of Men in both Atlanta and Athens

I’m still totally bowled over by how good Fall Forever and Loom sound live. Go see these Britons in a small room and let Jess’s hand gestures hypnotize you.



Thou’s Continued Assault on Nirvana Covers

Thou served us “Floyd the Barber” in 2016 as an another riffed-out reminder that no one else need bother.  Now if they’d just compile ‘em together on one album…



PWR BTTM in Purgatory the Week of Pulse
Playing with Pity Sex, PWR BTTM brought out ATL’s young queers in glittered force just days after one of the most devastating and wretched days we have ever known.



Mammoth Weed Wizard Bastard

Y Proffwyd Dwyll is a delightful romp through beefy riffs and surprisingly serene vocals, but the band’s name is what matters here. Just look at it. LOOK AT IT.



“Really Doe” through “Dance in the Water” from Atrocity Exhibition

Yeah, Danny Brown’s whole album is dope, but this chunk is all you need. Earl barkin’ on cats, cocaine-heart beats triggering anxiety attacks, Brown’s manic approach to addiction… whew.



Ambient Music just, like, in general.

At this point, I’m fairly sure I’m equal parts hot air, Bob’s Burgers quotes, and endlessly looping ambient aural texture. I am screaming ephemera. I am a jovial void.



My Students Never Knowing Vince Staples (applies to 2015 as well)

Whenever I bring up Vince Staples, my students just stare at me. Insane. Prima Donna is compact, precise, and demonstrates Staples’ ability to out-rap everyone in his draft class.



Arbor Labor Union’s Insistence on Being Themselves

You can take those Lungfish comparisons and shove it. The universe’s best band decided they’re just gonna be Creedence and now are ascending to the heights of Mt Garcia.



These Solanas lyrics:

“I’ve got faith that I can cope. I hope my life’s more than hope. I’ve got faith that I can cope. I hope my life means more than hope.”

Take a listen


Posh Isolation

In 2016, PI delivered Vanessa Amara’s forlornly beautiful piano compositions, Puce Mary’s ugly saturations, Croation Amor’s glitchy corpse moves, Mats Erlandsson’s electro-acoustic blissfucking, and Body Sculptures’ technobsessive embodiment rituals.



Skeleton Tree

Often, when I start this album, I turn it off immediately. How are you to deal with the weight of it? How do you not just break down and weep?



G.L.O.S.S. Doing What They Think is Right

Do I wish Girls Living Outside Society’s Shit hadn’t broken up and kept making music? Duh. But they said fuck $50K, fuck the burden of celebrity, and that’s that.



Wrecking Ball 2016

Two days with two beloveds in a lot of sun and covered in a lot of sweat. Turnstile, Ceremony, Cold Cave, American Nightmare, TUI Till I Die, Foxing. Ughhhhhh.



Speaking of Beloveds…

Music wouldn’t be so cool if I didn’t have Steven to talk to. Our post-lingual communiques are as exciting and affirming as the new album we’re flailing textually about.

Thank you.



Oranssi Pazuzu – Varahtelija

This shit came out in February and I still have no fucking clue what’s actually happening on this album. Otherwordly witchcraft that has no right to exist as such.



Ya know what? Let’s give it up for the other black metal bands of 2016

VRTRA, Gevurah, Mist of Misery, Horseback (not BM anymore really), Numenorean, Sylvaine, Vukari, Eight Bells, Dark Funeral, Behexen, Forteresse, motherfucking Wode. And those are just the ones I remember!



Karnell Loving Creative Adult

Nelly Nell keeps serving as my reminder of how good this band is and how I threw an extra dope build-your-own-pizza party and how friendship is radical. 3/11 Splitz.



Cult of Luna’s Triumph

It’s 2016, and Cult of Luna has become the godhead of the Cult of Neurisis triumvirate. Maybe it was always this way. Maybe we’re finally we’re we’ve always already been.



Letting Go

I sold nearly 400 pieces of vinyl and trashed dozens of cassettes and countless CDs. I hope more evaporate soon. Where else am I going to put 2017’s albums?



Slomatics’ Florche Impression

“Super Nothing,” the track in question, sounds like a Torche title packed with all the sexy beef of a Floor song. The riff/vocal combo at 2:17 seals the deal.



This Cheesy-Ass Ending I’m Really About to Pull

People have actually taken time to read, Facebook like, and even reach out to say they really do like my blog posts. Y’all! That’s so sweet! I’m fairly overcome.



Thursday, August 18, 2016

25er Words on Even 25er More Albums

Goatcraft – Yersinia Pestis

Imagine if Chopin’s nocturnes were as dark and foreboding as the word “nocturnes” sounds. Or imagine if chamber music actually came from some haunted-ass chambers.

This is what Chopin actually looked like


Severed + Said – Pyrrhic Fortunes

This album should be the soundtrack to the second season of Stranger Things. Makes you wanna ride bikes with your friends straight into a hellmouth.

Caress me with your darkness, baby.


Young Thug – Slime Season 3

One of the most endearing things about Thugger Thugger is that he doesn’t care about rhyming or pronunciation. For me, he’s too fun to hate.



Hammock – Everything and Nothing

The saccharine pathos of Hammock’s new album is cloying and nauseating. Maybe they thought Sleepover Series was too grim and needed to readjust. *Bzzt* Wrong!



Woven In – New City, No Money

Perfect record for all those times you wanna hit the beach and catch some tasty waves but you can’t forget that Ian Curtis is dead.

Surf your sadness


Gucci Mane – Everybody Looking

Guwop’s music is secondary to the Guwop Myth. Doesn’t matter, though, because this album knocks front to back. GOT A MAYBACH I CALL IT PAYBACK.



Krimewatch – Demo tape

Krimewatch mixes GISM with Warzone to produce five hardcore ragers focused on so-called friends and class warfare. Either join the circle pit or get pitted!



Red Death – Deterrence

Two-song heater that requires oven mitts to flip on your turntable. Politically charged songs a la early 90s crossover. Only downside: five minutes ain’t enough.



Sophie Hutchings – Wide Asleep

At times powerful, at times nondescript, Hutchings’ latest album possesses moments of breathtaking neoclassical ambience but fails to engage the audience from start to finish.



Ascend/Descend – Murdock Street

A fast, smart hardcore record featuring members of American Nightmare that I can’t connect with. Is it me? Is it the record? Why gahd why!



Asphalt Graves – The New Primitive

Death metal for hardcore kids made by folks from metal bands with large hardcore-kid fan bases. It’s better than Black Dahlia Murder or Misery Index!



Numenorean – Home

A less shoegazy Deafheaven with excellent instrumentation and songwriting. Despair, Loneliness, and Sadness walk into a bar but the bar is just a sprawling emptiness.



Tides of Sulfur – Extinction Curse

Sludge from South Wales that sounds like it dredged the entire Atlantic Ocean floor to find all of humanity’s most damning atrocities committed against nature.



Tim Hecker – Love Streams

Hecker digitizes, manipulates, reprocesses, and reproduces the feelings of becoming one of the atoms of colour in a cotton candy sky over a world afire.



Zeal & Ardor – Devil is Fine

Mixing slave spirituals, black metal, and the devil is an inexact craft. When it bubbles (“Blood in the River”), it is soul-shaking. Uneven but innovative.



Blut Aus Nord / Ævangelist – Codex Obscura Nomina

Ævangelist’s technical, spatial black metal is better than Blut Aus Nord’s creepy industrial black metal, but this split doesn’t demand more than a couple listens.



Field Mouse – Episodic

The playful, reflective indiemo-pop of Hold Still Life gives way to a jauntier 90s alternative revivalism that doesn’t do justice to Rachel Browne’s plaintive vocals.



Russian Circles – Guidance

Biz. As. Uge. Riffs? Definitely. Atmosphere? Absolutely. Stunning instrumentation? You know it. Oh, some more riffs? Yup. What’s this… even more riffs? Oh hell yeah.



Ian William Craig – Centres

Imagine Tim Hecker making feedbacked love to Sigur Ros and then that lovechild getting really into tape manipulation and noise and also the baby’s Canadian.



Mathias Grassow – Wisdom of Fate

Two hours of creating space from non-space, of filling up every infinitesimal moment with drifting modulation and towering textures. We are one with we. Namaste.



Creative Adult – Fear of Life

Kinda like with Psychic Mess, the couple great songs (“Heal,” “Know How”) are genre-smashing. The other songs are good, of course, but can’t measure up.



Pallbearer – Fear and Fury

Peter Steele never died, he just transformed into Brett Campbell. Original track? Rad. Sabbath cover? Fine (Mob Rules is trash). Type O Negative cover? Ev-uh-ree-theeng.



The KVB - …of Desire

Find the darkest spot in the sweatiest goth club and start moving your sexy body until you burst into the shimmering glitterball you really are.



Minor Victories – Minor Victories

Shocking development: members of bands (Mogwai, Slowdive) that play beautifully despondent and cruelly gorgeous music form new band doing same! If you can believe it.



Dinosaur, Jr. – Give a Glimpse of What Yer Not

After five listens, all I’ve got is that this is significantly better than I Bet On Sky but not in the same ballpark as Farm.