Sunday, July 31, 2016

25 Words on 25 Even More Albums from 2016

God Body Disconnect – Dredge Portals

If you ignore the intrusive and unnecessary spoken-word bits, this is a brilliant, calming dark ambient journey into the somber trenches of reflection and regret.



Imperial Triumphant – Inceste

I prefer black metal that makes me think of desolate forests instead of desolate clowns. The avant-garde aspect is a little too Pagliacci for me.



Nervosa – Agony

Riff rippers extraordinaire! Three bad ass women from Sao Paolo playing classic thrash that pulls together Slayer, Obituary, and Aura Noir into a tight, explosive package.



Vektor – Terminal Redux

Instead of Barf and Lonestar in a Winnebago, it’s Steven, me, and some frosty road sodas rippin’ donuts on the universe in his turquoise Mustang.



Gorguts – Pleiades’ Dust

The album’s musical complexity and subject matter (the Islamic Golden Age) are fascinating, but this album is most engaging when it relentlessly blasts and roars.



Mourn – Ha, Ha, He.

Jangling, noodly, off-timed guitar music that nudges up ever so slightly against the immense weirdness of early 90s noise rock. Far more pleasant than dissonant.



Eight Bells – Landless

Imagine if Helm’s Alee played smoky, Sabbath-tinged black metal that united atmosphere and aggression to the detriment of neither. Find comfort in feeling constantly adrift.



Endless Melancholy – Her Name in a Language of Stars

Layers of dronescape build and build and build into staggering heights until you are unsure whether you are crushed below or floating above it all.



Funeral Moth – Transience

Plodding. Plod. Ding. Plaw. Deeng. Now, pour some molasses and tar on the word “plodding” and you’ve got yourself this fine piece of Japanese doom.



Fear of Men – Fall Forever

Absolutely intoxicating synth-heavy dreamgaze with a delightful dash of 80s Britpop ennui. Jessica Weiss’ vocals sound like running hand-in-hand through a field full of daffodils.



Mogwai – Atomic

Though not as good as Zidane or Les Revenants, Atomic represents Mogwai’s sonic exploration of the dark underbelly of technological advancement. Gripping, haunting, and magical.



Vow – Kind Eyes

This is the kind of album significant others bond over when they have only slightly overlapping tastes. Then they’ll avoid it after the inevitable breakup.



Rendez-Vous – Distance

Italian dark wave with some serious teeth. At times you wanna dance, and at other times you wanna hassle shopkeepers in your studded leather jacket.



Big Business – Command Your Weather

If you consider uniqueness, song-writing, melody, riffage… doesn’t Big Business’ peak have to rank really high against their contemporaries? (This album’s just Jarred and Coady!)



Puro Instinct – Autodrama

Two sisters from LA playing glitzy glam synth pop with dreamy guitar. Warning: you will pick up your pet and make it dance with you.



Alio Die – Seamlessly Bliss

This album is like if leaves were bells and sunlight shook them when it passed through the trees into your bedroom in the early morning.



Boris – Pink + Forbidden Songs

How do you have “Talisman” just sittin’ in your back pocket for ten goddamn years and then spring it on us outta nowhere? The audacity.



Dark Funeral – Where Shadows Forever Reign

By-the-numbers black metal but the only number is 1 and the only corresponding colour is black. Or maybe like an even darker shade of black.



Schoolboy Q – Blank Face

While Blank Face has a slew of great tracks – “Dope Dealer” and “Ride Out” especially -, it needs to be about 20 to 25% shorter.



Stray Ghost – An Avalanche of Swollen Tongues

Originally from 2009, Anthony Saggers remastered it and considers it a new album. The titular track is exactly what this sounds like. Massive, beautiful dronewash.



Vukari – Divination

Sometimes searching and sometimes searing black metal with the Weekend Nachos vocalist on drums. It all grows more daunting and more chilling with each listen.



Apocryphos – Stone Speak

Field recordings of ghost towns and cemeteries creak and crack over constant waves of drone modulation. At times you can feel it in your eyes.



Cities Last Broadcast – The Humming Tapes

“Glossolalia” is absolutely fucking terrifying. It is an almost unbearable triumph of sonic storytelling and aural texturing. The rest of the album is cool, too!



Uninhabitable – Uninhabitable

Usually when you hear “punk” and “crust,” you don’t think of ten-minute long songs, but these gnarly rippers from Asheville pull it off with aplomb.

Get Crusty!


Various Artists – Piano Cloud Series, Vol. 1

A collection of neoclassical piano pieces that would be perfectly suited for studying or reading if they weren’t all so goddamn wistful. So much wistfulness!






Saturday, June 25, 2016

25 Words on 25 More Albums from 2016

G.L.O.S.S. – Trans Day of Revenge

Hardcore bands consider themselves the voice of outcasts and the marginalized. Sometimes, that is actually the case. This EP is seven minutes in trans heaven.



YG – Still Brazy

I find it difficult impossible to rectify the 90s West Coast vibe of this album against the vile, intentional misogyny of “She Wish She Was.”



Aborted – Retrogore

The ninth full-length from these Belgian death metal masters. Retrogore is a collosal mix of speed, precision, riffage, and brutality. Headbang yourself into the hospital.



Behexen – The Poisonous Path

Absolutely and utterly relentless thrashy black metal from the Hellish depths of some primeval Finnish forest. Good luck escaping this album with all your marbles.



Agoraphobic Nosebleed – Arc

Agoraphobic Nosebleed once released a 99-song 3” minidisc that spanned 20 minutes. This is 30 minutes of Eyehategod worship across three songs. Diversity in devastation!



Christian Naujoks – Wave

Guitar-based soundscapes of glittery gloom. Notes fly off in every direction and dissipate into endless looping. Share this with friends on a hot, still night.



Sylvaine – Wistful

Blackened shoegaze a la Alcest from this Norwegian multi-instrumentalist. A brooding pathos undergirds the album’s lightness while everything feels like it’s always floating further away.



Gevurah – Hallelujah!

Quebecois black metal rooted in snarling riffs and Jewish mysticism. A nearly constant barrage of riffs and ferocious vocals. They’re Jenna Maroney’s favourite metal band.



Oranssi Pazuzu – Varahtelija

From a text to Steven: “I swear these dudes are conjurin' up some wild shit from the depths and castin' mad spells and shit.” Madness.



Lust for Youth – Compassion

Imagine the thrill of dancing with everyone you love but the sadness of knowing it’s a dream but the joy of knowing the dream persists.



The Body – No One Deserves Happiness

Cataclysmic doom interspersed with somber choral vocals and sometimes supported by quasi-pop synth beats. The Body constantly reimagines what the apocalypse will probably sound like.



Church of Misery – And Then There Were None

Things that are possible in this life: a sustained, illustrious career of combining the heaviest blues riffs imaginable with a morbid fascination in serial killers.



V/A – Doused in Mud, Soaked in Bleach

The third and final Robotic Empire tribute to Nirvana teaches us what we already knew: Thou fucking rules and Beach Slang fucking doesn't. Uh doy.



Olan Mill – Land Cycle

The soundtrack to lying down and letting a billion imperceptible beads of sand slowly cover your naked body and transform you into a beautiful dune.



Explosions in the Sky – The Wilderness

This is the first time I’ve ever thought an Explosions in the Sky album should be longer. What a whimsical triumph of casting off burdens!



Graves at Sea – The Curse That Is

This is High on Fire if HoF didn’t bore me to tears. Yes, those are fightin’ words. Yes, I want to fight. Sike j/k ilu.



Turnover – Humblest Pleasures 7”

Turnover can write a song about a li’l afternoon delight and somehow still make me cry. Let’s all love and regret and love all over.



Sunflower Bean – Human Ceremony

20-year old kids from New York playing music that is, like, twice their age. Guitar music ain’t dead, it’s just too damn cool for you.



Savages – Adore Life

Female-fronted British post-punk with a serious mean streak. Savages set out to be as bleak as possible about all the things that make them happy.



Nails – You Will Never Be One of Us

Between Weekend Nachos’ Apology and this new Nails album, we misanthropes have enough fodder to keep us scowling well into 2017. This is just reckless.



V/A – SLOW VOLUMES: One

If you walk around with this album at a low volume, you can only tell you’re listening to music because of how weightless you feel.



Fister/Teeth – Split 7”

Fister is so heavy that every time you put this record on the turntable, you can’t believe it’s actually supposed to be set at 33rpm.



TWIABP – Long Live Happy Birthday 7”

“Away with God, away with Love,” sings David Bello on “Katamari Duquette,” and here I am in absolute shambles over it every single goddamn time.



Youth Code – Commitment to Complications

KMFDM on steroids from the dude who once made the world mosh with “Off My Chest.” I’d still maybe just rather listen to KMFDM, though.



Forteresse – Themes pour la Rebellion


At this point, it seems only safe to assume that Quebec is mere moments away from being entirely engulfed in flames and reduced to ash.